COLOGNE TRACKS

I've been doing that thing where I forget to blog... It's hard.

In fashion related news, I just bought the biggest bottle of Bleu de Chanel humanly possible because I prefer to smell like a sexy Parisian man (as proven by my also gigantic bottles of Terre d'Hermes and Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit de l'Homme).

AHHHH

This is literally my new favorite movie.
Barry White comes on every time they shoot up.
What kind of sheer genius?!

1996 was a good time to be alive

THRU THIS

oh my god

1996

This video quality is so bad but 1996 was an awful time for technology

MI VIDA

This was my entire weekend I'm not even kidding

GREY

Apologies for the grainy ass iphone selfie but I'm GREY! I'm getting a lot of weird looks from basic bitch pedestrians but hey, I saw five blonde asians in one day I got over it real quick.

Who knew my 3 years of being blonde would lead to this