HCNERT

Kind of a Vetements vibe again. I was looking for a trench coat through all the online sales, fruitfully trying to uncover a magnificent trench at 90% off, well that was until my boyfriend started dragging stuff out of the downstairs closet and uncovered this monster of a trench. How naive of me to not check all the closets after I gave myself this whole lecture about checking other closets. The downstairs closet is technically my dads closet but he moved away a while ago and said I could raid it.. Which is how I got my hands on the Gucci leather moto vest a while back (it pays off to have a well dressed petite dad sometimes). I think it looks better on me anyway. 

iii

 I've literally been wearing nothing but this sweater with different variations of bottoms and boots. Sorry.

16

In celebration of the last day of 2015, I found a fabulous spider vein crawling up my calf. It's begun. I'm now that old lady with spider veins all over her legs and has to wear nude stockings to cover them up... blegh. Amidst my crisis, I yanked out my favorite sweater + mini skirt and only pair of knee high boots to bask in a soft goth loli look until I forget about it.
I guess I forgot about a lot more than my spider veins since I fell asleep at 9pm while watching RAINBOW 二舎六房の七人 and crying my eyes out, woke up at 4am to 100 texts asking where the hell I was.
God, I really am an old hag.

FORM

tfw the NIB Maison Martin Margiela sock boots you've been watching on eBay forever gets reduced by $100 (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

This is my PSA for unpacking your seasonal closet in time for winter. I went to NYC over Halloween and was not at all ready for the cold. My luggage made no sense. Baby pink pleather Junya Watanabe shorts? It's not going to be that cold, is it? "It's fine I'll be fine" (definitely wasn't fine). It wasn't until after I came home and unloaded my winter closet did I realize I had my winter uniform right in front of me. A large component of that being my favorite shitty $3.50 mens XXL sweater. But then I got to thinking... Is this too Vetements? Which is stupid because I've been wearing this sweater for before Vetements was a thing - which is also fine since Vetements is a lil cute - which is fucked up because it's actually not that cute, it just looks slightly better than the rest of the bullshit out there.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

CREAMI

  Easing myself into all white looks for spring. I've always been a fairly monochromatic girl so this only makes sense, however I do like to eat so it doesn't make sense because I've already spilled hot cheeto dust all over myself. I know, classy.

BLOOM

I've been living in these loose jeans, don't judge me. Also I've been trying to get more comfortable with daytime drag looks (in this case a light smoky eye and deep mauve to pale pink ombre lips) since I have an interview with MAC on Monday (!!!). My makeup hoarding is about to get waaaaay worse.

UP & DOWN

There's something about a red lip and a white tee that really appeals to me for spring. It's dressed up, it's dressed down, it's the perfect equilibrium for pared down chic. That only means I need to wear baggy jeans and ultra ladylike shoes to match... and maybe a big ass ghetto chain necklace, just for safe measure.

POP

Aren't these Balenciaga Prefall '12 boots insane? They're like Louis Vuitton's fall '14 boots on acid. I've come to the conclusion that Ghesqueire's Balenciaga is equal to current Louis Vuitton, possibly even better and a hell of a lot more reasonably priced. Queue the never ending eBay watch list filled with Ghesquiere era Balenciaga... I'm not the only one, right?

TIED UP

Consider my foot stuck in the seventies bandwagon. I almost thought that a suede mini skirt and lace up sandals would be teetering into sheer seventies insanity but it just goes to show that everything works better together in dark neutral tones. Sorry marsala, not this time.

FAUX REAL

Transitioning into spring in a Prada and leather sandwich

SUEDE

 

The hero piece of the season (aka burnt sienna suede) has been sitting in my closet untouched for two years. Goes to show that you should reconsider selling things you haven't worn in ages... *queue Hoarders intro*

HIGHER

Thigh highs and mini skirts, the combination of the season.

BLUE COLLAR

Ready for spring... wherever it is. 

CULO

An attempt at wearing culottes and being short at the same time. 

MINT

Because faux fur isn't murder... Even though my bag is pony hair 

OPEN

Because back hasn't seen the light of day since October

SUITS U

I think I've been watching too many Saint Laurent shows...

EASY

Because good basics are your friend

XXXL

Really into big sweaters and short skirts lately.

SHORT & LONG

Because what's wrong with looking like a bear in a mini skirt?